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Package arrived later than expected, looking like it'd been run over by a mail truck or something; top part crushed and sporting an actual black tread-mark, and a "We Care" note from the USPS apologizing for any damage to the contents, signed by the responsible post office's Postmaster, with a local phone number, (his?)