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On land, a conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds. even with the benefit of the doubt, the flying reindeer could pull lets say ten times the normal amount (that seem reasonable, right?) the job cant be done with just eight or even nine of them... Santa would need approximately 360,000 of them. this increases the payload, not counting the weight of the sleigh, another 54,000 tons, or roughly seven times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth (the ship .... not...