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Family member John Schaefer, from
the Peoples' Republic of New Jersey, informs us that his Star Wars
number is 73654,2514. This is a very significant number, and all
computer freaks amongst the faithful should have it at the
ready. A while back we reported the widely-held
view that a crocodile, after drowning his prey, seeks to stash it
away under mangrove roots and such so that it may rot and come
apart more easily, since he has no chewing mechanism.